I don’t like my wife again a day after marriage cos her backside is smaller than I expected – Man

Relationship expert David Papa Bondze-Mbir has published a chat he had with a very sad man.

According to the man, he agreed with his wife of 24hours to hold unto sex after they marry and they stay hooked to that principle.

He said that the reason why he married his wife is because of her gargantuan backside.

But the very night of their marriage, he realised his wife’s backside is smaller than he has seen all these while they were courting.

Entirely, he claims he’s no more attracted to his woman even though she posseses all the qualities a man would desire in a wife.

Read full chat below:

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KK: My wife’s boobs are bigger than her Ass

David Bondze (DB): What has that got to do with me?

KK: Nothing. It just bothers me.

DB: How so?

KK: It used to be the other way round.

DB: Maybe she’s losing weight.

KK: Maybe… But I want it the other way round.

DB: Which other way?

KK: Ass over boobs.

DB: Smfh!

KK: It’s that important to me.

DB: So tell her.

KK: Hmmm.

DB: It’s been nice chatting with you.

KK: I don’t want to look elsewhere for what I need.

DB: Why would you want to look elsewhere? She used to have it in its right proportion. She can get it back, anaa?

KK: When I touched it last night during sex, it was not as big as I used to see it in the day.

DB: How so?

KK: I don’t know how she does it. But it’s always big in the day, but was average yesterday evening.

DB: Okay, because I still don’t see the problem here. Were you two not having sex before marriage?

KK: No. We made the decision to wait after marriage.

DB: Okay! That’s cool.

KK: But she knows what I like. We used to talk about it a lot.

DB: And, what do you like?

KK: Big booty.

DB: You’re a mess. Is that what is going to give you eternal life?

KK: Why do you say that? Preferences, or?

DB: How long have you been married?

KK: We will be one day old today.

DB: Huh?

KK: We got married yesterday.

DB: Are you kidding me?

KK: It’s the truth.

DB: Why are we having this conversation? You are not even a day old in marriage?

KK: I’m not happy, Dave. I’ve been disturbed since yesterday evening.

DB: You must be kidding me!

KK: I’m serious.

DB: Where are you now?

KK: In my wife’s Church.

DB: Lol!

KK: What’s funny?

DB: And you’re chatting with me in Church?

KK: We closed about 30 minutes ago. I am in the washroom.

DB: Oh, boy! Smh!

KK: I was really looking forward to my honeymoon. I’m not excited about it anymore.

DB: Why did you marry her?

KK: I used to not even look at her after Church. She was just the ‘hey’ kind of friend. My attention was on a friend of hers who had everything I wanted in a woman. She was the reason I joined their Church. Her friend wasn’t interested in me so when I was about to change focus, my wife suddenly, started developing a lot of Ass. And, she caught my attention somehow. Something is not right!

DB: You’re not correct!

KK: Oh!

DB: What do you mean “Oh!”

KK: She’s in her Kente dress and the Ass is showing off so big in her dress. But what I touched and saw last night wasn’t this shape and size I am seeing in her dress.

DB: Boy, you just got married. Focus on what is important.

KK: What is important to me is what I am talking to you about.

DB: Make do with what you’re given.

KK: I don’t like it. I’m not happy.

DB: How old are you?

KK: 35

DB: Hmmm!

KK: Even my mother can see through me today. She asked if everything was alright with me. She knows me, and she saw how happy I was the whole of yesterday.

DB: What did you tell her?

KK: Nothing.

DB: And, how about your wife?

KK: What about her?

DB: Does she also see the change in your mood?

KK: I don’t know. She hasn’t asked. She’s happy we are married.

DB: Are you not happy to be married to her?

KK: I love my wife, but those things I am talking about were the important things that got me to be close to her in the first place.

DB: Well, you’re already married.

KK: I know that.

DB: Was the sex good?

KK: It would have been better if she had enough Ass.

DB: But your first sex was good?

KK: I don’t know. I am not happy.

DB: Has your wife enough sense of humor?

KK: Yes.

DB: Is she intelligent?

KK: She is.

DB: Is she kind?

KK: Very.

DB: How understanding is she as a person?

KK: She makes the effort to be understanding most times.

DB: Is she family oriented?

KK: Yes.

DB: And she’s good looking?

KK: She’s beautiful to me.

DB: Which of those qualities would you rank as most important in your relationship?

KK: I want a big booty with all those other qualities. I wish you could understand me, Dave.

DB: Well, I choose to pursue a relationship with someone who is nice-looking to me. Physical attractiveness is important, I know.

KK: My wife is attractive. I am just not happy about one thing. And I wanted that one thing in the whole package. I don’t know, Dave… I really do not know. It’s a basic need for me if this marriage is going to work out best for us.

DB: It’s really that important to you?

KK: It is.

DB: I’d wish you’d make the intentional effort to get to know your wife better: know her beyond her outward appearance. Get to like the best of her – and build that mutual respect needed for a commitment to work.

KK: Hmmm!

DB: Why “Hmmm”?

KK: It was nice talking to you.

READ another interesting interview with David HERE.