John Mayer jokes about being told to date someone, have kids

John Mayer goes at his personal tempo.

The 44-year-old reformed playboy lamented throughout a latest cease on his “Sob Rock” tour that folks have to cease telling him to cool down and begin a household.

“’When are you gonna discover somebody? You don’t need to have children, do you?’ What the f–okay have I finished in my life to speak that I don’t need to have children? … What are you speaking about?” he mentioned to the gang on the MGM Grand Backyard Area in Las Vegas on March 11, as seen in a fan’s Instagram video.

Mayer — who has dated everybody from Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift to Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry — then joked that till he finds a life companion, he’s completely content material along with his present bed room state of affairs.

“I’m doing tremendous as a result of the left facet of my mattress is only a row of pillows. I sleep subsequent to a row of pillows,” he quipped. “Generally I put my laptop computer on high of the row of pillows. Generally I sneak my cellphone in there. Generally I lose my distant in there. However what I imply is, that stack of pillows doesn’t resent or hate me or convey me down.”

The “Gravity” singer made positive to make clear that he’s not in opposition to discovering love, telling followers it merely has not occurred but.

“I’m having a superb time. I’ll meet any person,” he concluded. “And after I do, it will likely be additive and superior and nice, however till then, I’m going to be simply tremendous.”

He then launched right into a efficiency of his aptly titled track “Til the Proper One Comes.”

Mayer made headlines numerous instances within the early 2010s throughout what appeared like a unending press tour about his failed relationships.

In his notorious Playboy interview alone, the Grammy winner described Simpson, now 41, as “sexual napalm,” copped to sleeping with “4 or 5” ladies throughout a break in his relationship with Aniston, now 53, and in contrast his penis to “a white supremacist.”

However Mayer has modified his tune lately by proudly owning as much as his previous errors and making a valiant effort to remain out of hassle.

“I’m sufficiently old to look again on my life and go, ‘That’s most likely the photonegative shot in ‘Behind the Music,’” he told the New York Times in 2017. “Developing after the break — increase — the downfall.”